Nooserac

0xf68a281980f8c13828e84e147e3822381d6e5b1b View on Polymarket

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Paper trading fills against the live order book with pessimistic assumptions and no money involved.

Why this score

Profitable in 3 of 3 windows (week, month, all time).
Up in 2 of 3 active weeks.
Worst fall in cumulative realised profit: 53% of the capital the wallet shows.
500 closed positions in the latest 500.

Account value: $1.1M
7 days: +$108k
30 days: +$276k
All time: +$1.3M
Profit per $ staked: +5%
Worst drawdown: 53%
Win rate: 55%
Markets traded: 186

Cumulative realised profit, latest 500 positions

Oct 26Oct 26

Open positions

Market	Side	Entry	Mark	Value	Unrealised
Will J.D. Vance win the 2028 Republican presidential nomination?	No	0.5	0.5125	$308k	+$7.5k
Will J.D. Vance win the 2028 Republican presidential nomination?	Yes	0.5	0.4875	$293k	−$7.5k
Fenerbahce vs. Zalgiris Kaunas	Fenerbahce	0.9233	0.9995	$75k	+$5.7k
Will the Kansas City Chiefs win the 2027 NFL league championship?	No	0.9229	0.9015	$53k	−$1.3k
Will the Milwaukee Brewers win the 2026 World Series?	No	0.8313	0.5515	$32k	−$16k
Will the Los Angeles Dodgers win the 2026 World Series?	No	0.6915	0.785	$23k	+$2.8k
Will Jeremiah Smith win the 2026 Heisman Trophy?	No	0.4893	0.445	$23k	−$2.3k
Will Oregon Ducks win the 2027 CFP National Championship?	No	0.9506	0.9865	$15k	+$546
Will Florida Gators win the 2027 CFP National Championship?	No	0.9392	0.9865	$14k	+$690
Will FC Barcelona win on 2026-10-13?	Yes	0.75	0.695	$14k	−$1.1k
Will Club Atlético de Madrid win on 2026-10-13?	No	0.4539	0.265	$13k	−$9.2k
Will the Dallas Cowboys win the 2027 NFL league championship?	No	0.9591	0.9765	$13k	+$226
Will Manchester City win the 2026-27 English Premier League (EPL) Championship?	No	0.7562	0.795	$12k	+$583
Spread: FC Barcelona (-1.5)	FC Barcelona	0.55	0.415	$10k	−$3.4k
Will Anthropic have the highest IPO Market Cap 2026?	Yes	0.48	0.5155	$10k	+$710
Will the Tampa Bay Rays win the 2026 World Series?	No	0.8883	0.8265	$9.9k	−$737
Will Ferrari be the 2026 F1 Constructors' Champion?	No	0.87	0.9945	$9.6k	+$1.2k
Spread: FC Internazionale Milano (-1.5)	Club Brugge KV	0.39	0.565	$8.5k	+$2.6k
Will the San Francisco 49ers win the 2027 NFL league championship?	No	0.92	0.8845	$6.9k	−$276
Will Georgia Bulldogs win the 2027 CFP National Championship?	No	0.84	0.8065	$5.5k	−$229
Arsenal FC vs. Lille OSC: Both Teams to Score	Yes	0.4366	0.165	$5.0k	−$8.2k
Will Athletic Club win on 2026-09-16?	No	0.56	0.555	$5.0k	−$44.7
Will Liverpool win the 2026-27 English Premier League (EPL) Championship?	No	0.87	0.9605	$4.8k	+$453
Will Chelsea win the 2026-27 English Premier League (EPL) Championship?	No	0.89	0.939	$4.7k	+$245
Will the Jacksonville Jaguars win the 2027 NFL league championship?	Yes	0.0235	0.0715	$4.4k	+$3.0k
Will Lewis Hamilton be the 2026 F1 Drivers' Champion?	No	0.85	0.998	$3.9k	+$583
Will the Buffalo Sabres make the 2026-27 NHL Playoffs?	No	0.4595	0.505	$3.9k	+$354
Will the Milwaukee Bucks make the 2027 NBA Playoffs?	No	0.89	0.915	$3.5k	+$96.1
Will Notre Dame Fighting Irish win the 2027 CFP National Championship?	No	0.86	0.885	$3.5k	+$99.1
Will Porto win the 2026-27 Primeira Liga Championship?	No	0.7	0.385	$3.2k	−$2.6k
Will the New England Patriots win the 2027 NFL league championship?	Yes	0.0309	0.0325	$2.9k	+$140
Will Nova Esports Win an International Event in 2026?	No	0.9759	0.9895	$2.8k	+$39.1
Will Real Madrid win the 2026-27 UEFA Champions League Championship?	No	0.88	0.895	$2.7k	+$45.0
Will Baltimore Ravens win the 2027 NFL AFC Championship?	No	0.82	0.845	$2.1k	+$62.5
Will Bolton Wanderers FC win on 2026-10-13?	Yes	0.11	0.105	$2.1k	−$100
Will Omar Cooper Jr. win the 2026 NFL Offensive Rookie of the Year award for the 2026-27 NFL season?	No	0.95	0.9855	$2.0k	+$71.0
Will the Atlanta Falcons win the 2027 NFL league championship?	Yes	0.0039	0.0105	$1.9k	+$1.2k
Will Kansas City Chiefs win the 2027 NFL AFC Championship?	No	0.88	0.825	$1.8k	−$122
Will Gavin McKenna win the 2026-27 Calder Trophy?	No	0.6946	0.725	$1.8k	+$74.8
Will Bayern Munich win the 2026-27 UEFA Champions League Championship?	No	0.85	0.855	$1.7k	+$10.00
Will the Doge-1 Lunar Mission launch by December 31, 2026?	Yes	0.0404	0.033	$1.7k	−$385
Will the Seattle Seahawks win the 2027 NFL league championship?	Yes	0.0667	0.075	$1.7k	+$183
Will the Denver Broncos win the 2027 NFL league championship?	No	0.95	0.9705	$1.7k	+$35.0
Will Pittsburgh Penguins advance to the Second Round of the 2027 Stanley Cup Playoffs?	No	0.7574	0.71	$1.6k	−$105
Will Kimi Antonelli be the 2026 F1 Drivers' Champion?	Yes	0.58	0.97	$1.5k	+$606
Will Oklahoma City Thunder win the 2027 NBA Finals?	Yes	0.2169	0.195	$1.3k	−$142
Will Miami Hurricanes win the 2027 CFP National Championship?	No	0.92	0.8435	$1.3k	−$114
Will Ivar Stenberg win the 2026-27 Calder Trophy?	No	0.8335	0.845	$1.2k	+$16.6
Will Macklin Celebrini record 80+ points in the 2026-27 regular season?	Yes	0.85	0.875	$1.2k	+$34.4
Will the Vancouver Canucks record 80+ points?	No	0.7057	0.525	$1.2k	−$411

Recent activity

When	Market	Action	Size	Price	Profit
55 min ago	Will Club Atlético de Madrid win on 2026-10-13?	Closed Yes	1511.57	0.54	−$60.5
2 h ago	Will Portland Trail Blazers win the 2027 NBA Finals?	Closed Yes	65.0957	0.009	+$13.2
8 h ago	LoL: Team WE vs FlyQuest (BO5) - Demacia Cup Global Invitational Playoffs	Closed Team WE	14390.8	0.5422	+$6.6k
9 h ago	LoL: Team WE vs FlyQuest - Game 2 Winner	Closed Team WE	8766.67	0.63	+$3.2k
11 h ago	LoL: Team WE vs FlyQuest - Game 1 Winner	Closed FlyQuest	14531.8	0.25	+$11k
13 h ago	Parker Washington: Receiving Yards O/U 59.5	Closed Under	4368.26	0.4764	−$2.1k
13 h ago	Spread: Jaguars (-7.5)	Closed Jaguars	16.7692	0.4849	−$8.13
13 h ago	Eagles vs. Jaguars	Closed Jaguars	19699.9	0.6171	−$3.3k
13 h ago	Eagles vs. Jaguars	Closed Eagles	21618.3	0.7359	−$1.9k
13 h ago	USC vs. Penn State	Closed Penn State	5356.77	0.5698	−$3.1k
13 h ago	Louisiana vs. Louisiana Tech	Closed Louisiana	7347.34	0.7221	−$5.3k
13 h ago	Spread: Nevada (-14.5)	Closed UTEP	3866.95	0.5474	−$2.1k
13 h ago	Spread: Nevada (-16.5)	Closed UTEP	7685.42	0.6568	−$1.8k
13 h ago	Georgia vs. Alabama: O/U 47.5	Closed Over	10121.7	0.4069	−$4.1k
13 h ago	Spread: Alabama (-1.5)	Closed Alabama	1220.48	0.5075	−$619
13 h ago	LSU vs. Kentucky: O/U 57.5	Closed Under	458.18	0.5273	−$242
13 h ago	LSU vs. Kentucky: O/U 63.5	Closed Under	3792.86	0.4473	−$1.7k
13 h ago	LSU vs. Kentucky: O/U 55.5	Closed Under	7297.2	0.5075	−$3.7k
13 h ago	Spread: LSU (-2.5)	Closed LSU	1705	0.4974	−$848
14 h ago	UAB vs. Memphis: O/U 47.5	Closed Under	16666.7	0.3669	−$6.1k
14 h ago	Air Force vs. Northern Illinois	Closed Northern Illinois	6799	0.2961	−$2.0k
14 h ago	Spread: Ohio State (-31.5)	Closed Ohio State	5868.44	0.6071	−$3.6k
14 h ago	Spread: Ohio State (-30.5)	Closed Ohio State	2399.32	0.6865	−$1.6k
14 h ago	Spread: UCLA (-2.5)	Closed UCLA	5	0.4874	−$2.44
14 h ago	Spread: UCLA (-4.5)	Closed UCLA	273	0.387	−$106

Profiled just now from public Polymarket data. Statistics, not advice.